Wednesday, April 29, 2020

wash, rinse, repeat, dry

taking a page from most shampoos

by Vonia Martin


It occurred to me, while washing my hands, that I spend a lot of time waiting for the water to come out hot. With the Coronavirus I have started to wash my hands twice, once while waiting for hot water and again when it is hot and then dry with either air or paper towel, unless at home than a towel will do. I figured this way, at 20 seconds per wash, I have all viruses beat. Also, shouldn't we wash our hands before we go to the bathroom and after? It would make more sense if we did both especially men that thinks their penis is cleaner then their hands, or as clean when their hands are as dirty as every thing they touched before going to the bathroom. So really you only keep as clean of a penis as their hands are at any given time they use a urinal.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

You’re Getting Old When...

You know you’re getting old when you fear any expression of emotion because it might trigger a bodily function.